by Fawl May 29, 2009
Get the Padon mug.A game in which you trick someone into masturbating. Most games are played indoors, with the lights out, in which 5 minutes or so into the game the lights are flipped on to see if the person intended to trick was actually yanking his monkey.
Tom: Man we so tricked Jim! We caught him with a load!
Jerry: Dude thats disgusting! Why the fuck were you playing padookie?!
Jerry: Dude thats disgusting! Why the fuck were you playing padookie?!
by ze_penguin June 14, 2009
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An uncomfortable disorder that gives you pubic hair on all parts of your penis. It is said to be named this because a peacock nested on someones cock who had this long ago.
Person #1- "dude that guy has that awesome Sweaty Peacock Syndrome, i bet he gets all the peacocks."
Person #2- "yea i wish i could get a peacock to nest on my cock."
Person #2- "yea i wish i could get a peacock to nest on my cock."
by Humpedpenguinz September 22, 2011
Get the Sweaty Peacock Syndrome mug.Not being able to watch the Olympics live because you live on the west coast and NBC has decided to tape-delay events. Named after the NBC logo that looks suspiciously like a peacock.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the snowboarding last night?
Person 2: No, I saw the results before it was even aired, so I didn't bother.
Person 1: NBC peacockblocked you, man. That sucks.
Person 2: No, I saw the results before it was even aired, so I didn't bother.
Person 1: NBC peacockblocked you, man. That sucks.
by why did we trade shelley? March 1, 2010
Get the peacockblocked mug.A strange specimen of a man who resembles a dinosaur & performs socially unacceptable acts of a perverted nature to the Jurassic theme tune.
Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?
Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man
Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man
by Jurassic theme tune lover September 29, 2012
Get the Paedosaurus mug.A teacher that likes to take girls time and waste their breaks on talking about irrelevant things, and is also very sexually attracted to her and is usually an adult.
Take the hint sir?
Take the hint sir?
Me: Omg my math teacher is such a paedophile.
Friend: No he isn't
*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.
Friend: No he isn't
*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.
by cheaterfinders April 20, 2019
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by ermmmm May 12, 2007
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