pole-toucher

Slang term for a member of the LDS faith. Refers to the vision of Nephi in Nephi Book 1 Chapter 8. Can be combined with "Joey" to make "pole-touchin' Joeys."
"Here, have some of my homebrew."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"

"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."
by bortschuss April 24, 2007
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Pole nugget

The opposition of mole nugget and a dancer at a club
by Minh Gune fan 99 January 20, 2020
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Jew Pole

A post or pole used to erect an object for a temporary amount of time. Often Alder or maple saplings.
Hey Kyle get the Jew Pole and stand that C sucker up under the tarp
by Aspadesaspade November 30, 2022
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slug pole

Go ahead, show me what you got on that slug pole!
by Jaumlaineda October 21, 2010
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slam pole

similar to slam piece, this refers to someone one wouldn't date or marry, but would fuck into infinity. this is used exclusively to refer to those possessing pole-like fucking appendages. this may refer to men, lesbians who are exclusively penetrative using various objects, and gender-queer or transsexual individuals.
Girl, I'm bout to hit up my slam pole, I need some dick tonight!

I feel that!
by biscuitface November 11, 2013
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Hit the poles

To pole dance -- usually for a strip club
Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!

Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank
by SaturnHoshi February 15, 2019
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Barber Poling

When the progress bar on a Mac system is moving continuously, without progress, emulating a sideways barber pole.
When trying to install a program, my damn Mac keeps barber poling.
by kobalt9 April 24, 2009
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