Slang term for a member of the LDS faith. Refers to the vision of Nephi in Nephi Book 1 Chapter 8. Can be combined with "Joey" to make "pole-touchin' Joeys."
"Here, have some of my homebrew."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"
"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"
"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."
by bortschuss April 24, 2007
by Minh Gune fan 99 January 20, 2020
A post or pole used to erect an object for a temporary amount of time. Often Alder or maple saplings.
by Aspadesaspade November 30, 2022
Go ahead, show me what you got on that slug pole!
by Jaumlaineda October 21, 2010
similar to slam piece, this refers to someone one wouldn't date or marry, but would fuck into infinity. this is used exclusively to refer to those possessing pole-like fucking appendages. this may refer to men, lesbians who are exclusively penetrative using various objects, and gender-queer or transsexual individuals.
by biscuitface November 11, 2013
Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!
Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank
Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank
by SaturnHoshi February 15, 2019
When the progress bar on a Mac system is moving continuously, without progress, emulating a sideways barber pole.
by kobalt9 April 24, 2009