by obamalol689 May 31, 2011
Can you believe it cost me six Obamas for a gallon of gas?" or, "I remember back in 2012 when a load of bread was only eight Obamas; now it costs me 20 Obamas and all I got this year was a lousy 50-Obama raise!
by Colony14 April 30, 2011
The motherfucker begs me to believe he didn't fuck someone up the ass when I can clearly see the shit stains on his dick. He's such an Obama.
by Mrs. Bill Clinton June 27, 2011
A dude who won the elections cause he's black ._. & Because he has no experience.? Im starting to think WE'RE craziier then he is for VOTING FOR HIM <- in the first place. Annd he also won because SINCE YUR FRIENDS ARE VOTING FOR HIM . YOU DONT WANT TO STAND OUT. CAUSE THEN THEIR GONA BETCH AT YU LIKE NO TOMORROW. SO YU SAYY '' OBAMA!! '' WELL GUESS WHAT? A VOTE FOR OBAMA IS A VOTE FOR BALD GUYS! WE WANT HAIR! WE WANT HAIR! NOW TELL ME AMERICA! Half of the people are voting for him cause he's black . I THOUGHT WE'RE SUPPOSE TO STOP RACISM . NOT SUPPORT IT ._.! We're already racist when it comes to bathrooms.
''NOE THATS THE BATHROOM FOR GUYS! IM A GIRL! ''
well hunny if yu dun wanna piss yurself yu better go in there. xD !
I'm Danii n_n And iApprove this message. And if yur taking this shet seriouslii then go skrew yurself (:
''NOE THATS THE BATHROOM FOR GUYS! IM A GIRL! ''
well hunny if yu dun wanna piss yurself yu better go in there. xD !
I'm Danii n_n And iApprove this message. And if yur taking this shet seriouslii then go skrew yurself (:
Q: ''So who yu voted for?''
A: '' Obamaa! ''
._. Do yu noe wuht that means?
ONE.
BIG.
ASS.
MISTAKE.
AMERICA!
A: '' Obamaa! ''
._. Do yu noe wuht that means?
ONE.
BIG.
ASS.
MISTAKE.
AMERICA!
by Queen of all fruits July 10, 2009
by Sanic Weedhog July 02, 2015
Old Kenyan word meaning "crap."
Obama has been nothing but a fresh pile of manure dumped on the USA. In spite of all of the attempts to flush the stinky, corrupt pile of waste product, he still smells up the place.
Obama has been nothing but a fresh pile of manure dumped on the USA. In spite of all of the attempts to flush the stinky, corrupt pile of waste product, he still smells up the place.
by FGSLTW May 28, 2015
He who is untouchable by all republicans and/or dissenters. He has an army of drones(commonly reffered to as democrats) who will call anyone racist if they dare speak negatively of the great and merciful Obama. claims he wants to unite Americans while simultaeneously telling them that the Republicans are their enemy. the most arrogant liberal president we've ever had. He also holds a deep seeded belief that terrorists should be able to bomb the shit out of us, illegal aliens should come on over and gun down innocent people, and noone should be able to think otherwise. Calls Fox news destructive for disagreeing.
Man 1:" i hope obama knows that this health care isnt gonna work"
Man 2:" you son of a bitch. why do you hate black people so much?!"
Man 1:" what? i dont hate black people at all, i just disagree with oba-"
Man 2:" NO! NO! YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE, AND WANT THEM TO BE SLAVES AGAIN!!!"
Man 1:" no, i just-"
Man 2:" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Man 3:" dude, chill."
Man 2:" you too! youre all racist! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Man 2:" you son of a bitch. why do you hate black people so much?!"
Man 1:" what? i dont hate black people at all, i just disagree with oba-"
Man 2:" NO! NO! YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE, AND WANT THEM TO BE SLAVES AGAIN!!!"
Man 1:" no, i just-"
Man 2:" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Man 3:" dude, chill."
Man 2:" you too! youre all racist! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
by mister t(mister truth) October 31, 2010