Biggest asshole you will EVER meet! An Oliver typically thinks he knows everything and dances like a fish out of water. Olivers have ZERO stamina, they cannot even go for more than 10 days without wanking their shlong. In fact hes probably cranking one in this cup this very moment. The only thing more predictable than his unfunny jokes is his insane amount of horniness. No matter how much of an absolutely condescending dick he is, we love him unconditionally <3 Люблю тебя ;)
Girl: How'd your date go?
Girl 2: Awful, he was an absolute Oliver. He took his shirt off in the middle of dinner and flexed all over my spaghetti..
Girl 2: Awful, he was an absolute Oliver. He took his shirt off in the middle of dinner and flexed all over my spaghetti..
by mackdaddy143143 November 10, 2018
Get the Olivermug. 
A white human. Olivers are stupid, dumb, gay, and retarded. They love to play with their skinny penis, and fuck their dad up on high beams and cuddle on cold winter nights. They are pleasure seekers, so please don't overfeed them.
Olivers are the most reatarded ever. If one wants to adopt you, don't let him. You will regret it.
That Oliver is such a pussy. He's a retarded one.
It's my turn to fuck daddy, mommy. He's been cuddling with you all night.
The Oliver shows his love by kneading and sucking.
Olivers are the most reatarded ever. If one wants to adopt you, don't let him. You will regret it.
That Oliver is such a pussy. He's a retarded one.
It's my turn to fuck daddy, mommy. He's been cuddling with you all night.
The Oliver shows his love by kneading and sucking.
by (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ! June 6, 2019
Get the Olivermug. by xxbeanxx June 11, 2017
Get the Olivermug. by BakedBEANS007 December 15, 2019
Get the Olivermug. by LongFatCock March 12, 2019
Get the Olivermug. has a tiny peepee, the smallest of all the peepees in the world. He has a bigger bellybutton than penis. He likes to finger himself though. He appreciates vaginal tearing by Danny, but his peepee is too small to tear it.
by Danny5 September 20, 2011
Get the Olivermug.