Obama

A dude who won the elections cause he's black ._. & Because he has no experience.? Im starting to think WE'RE craziier then he is for VOTING FOR HIM <- in the first place. Annd he also won because SINCE YUR FRIENDS ARE VOTING FOR HIM . YOU DONT WANT TO STAND OUT. CAUSE THEN THEIR GONA BETCH AT YU LIKE NO TOMORROW. SO YU SAYY '' OBAMA!! '' WELL GUESS WHAT? A VOTE FOR OBAMA IS A VOTE FOR BALD GUYS! WE WANT HAIR! WE WANT HAIR! NOW TELL ME AMERICA! Half of the people are voting for him cause he's black . I THOUGHT WE'RE SUPPOSE TO STOP RACISM . NOT SUPPORT IT ._.! We're already racist when it comes to bathrooms.

''NOE THATS THE BATHROOM FOR GUYS! IM A GIRL! ''

well hunny if yu dun wanna piss yurself yu better go in there. xD !

I'm Danii n_n And iApprove this message. And if yur taking this shet seriouslii then go skrew yurself (:

Q: ''So who yu voted for?''

A: '' Obamaa! ''

._. Do yu noe wuht that means?

ONE.
BIG.
ASS.
MISTAKE.
AMERICA!

by Queen of all fruits July 10, 2009

Obama

One Big Ass Mistake America

Obama is by far the worst president ever
I know right?

by Sanic Weedhog July 02, 2015

Obama

Old Kenyan word meaning "crap."
Obama has been nothing but a fresh pile of manure dumped on the USA. In spite of all of the attempts to flush the stinky, corrupt pile of waste product, he still smells up the place.

I vote for Obama and America got exactly that, a real pile of crap.

by FGSLTW May 28, 2015

obama

He who is untouchable by all republicans and/or dissenters. He has an army of drones(commonly reffered to as democrats) who will call anyone racist if they dare speak negatively of the great and merciful Obama. claims he wants to unite Americans while simultaeneously telling them that the Republicans are their enemy. the most arrogant liberal president we've ever had. He also holds a deep seeded belief that terrorists should be able to bomb the shit out of us, illegal aliens should come on over and gun down innocent people, and noone should be able to think otherwise. Calls Fox news destructive for disagreeing.

Man 1:" i hope obama knows that this health care isnt gonna work"

Man 2:" you son of a bitch. why do you hate black people so much?!"

Man 1:" what? i dont hate black people at all, i just disagree with oba-"

Man 2:" NO! NO! YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE, AND WANT THEM TO BE SLAVES AGAIN!!!"

Man 1:" no, i just-"

Man 2:" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Man 3:" dude, chill."

Man 2:" you too! youre all racist! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

by mister t(mister truth) October 31, 2010

Obama

A man who's greatest quality and contribution to society is his skin color.

Joe Biden, had this to say about Obama during the 2008 presidential election: “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” he said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

by craigmk1974 April 10, 2011

Obama

One Big Ass Mistake America

Wow thats defanitly obama, no wait thats a zoo monkey.

by Shitmynameisalreadyinuse December 17, 2009

obama

a term used to specifically replace the word; "nigga"; used to positively refer to someone of African decent. Coined by rapper Jim Jones on BET's 106 & Park, Nov. 6th of 2008; he stated that from now on, he would refer to his, "niggas" as his "obamas" in honor of U.S. President; Barack Obama.

Yes; we need a change. Those un-colored folks have stolen the word, "nigga" as they now refer to them selfs & other, "non-niggas" by it. Besides; the word, "nigga" is getting old anyways & un-colored folks appear to be the minorities now. Let's just call each other, "obama" or for a smoother feel; "bama".

Example 1; What up bama?
Example 2; Hell yea! That's my bama right there! He always cut for me.

*Please note; "obama" or "bama" MUST be used to refer to someone of AFRICAN decent & more IMPORTANTLY; in a POSITIVE way.

Here's an example of BAD useage of the term; "obama"; "bama".

Bad Example 1; Damn, that bama stole my j's. I just bought them ho's too.

by obama mama jama November 07, 2008