nuke 'em

When you put food in the microwave to heat it up.

"Damn man, I'm feedin' for some french fries."
"You wanna call some chinese food?"
"Nah I got frozen ones in the freezer I'm 'bout to just nuke 'em."

by Sendo August 4, 2007

nuke the fridge

To accumulate enough leftovers so as to run out of space in your refrigerator, heat them up in your microwave, and run over to your neighbor's house passed off as food you made to apologize for something you did.

-Yo man, why'd you have to kill his niece too
-Relax we'll just nuke the fridge
-Aight

by Cactus Ham March 10, 2021

nuke yourself

To drop a nuke at your feet and blow up

I told that freak "nuke yourself"

by Theboss358 March 16, 2016

The Nuke

Known for his unbounding sense of humor, The Nuke is able to post in threads as fast as lightening. He also shares the same IP address as wordUISjackolope/word

The Nuke, you so silly!

by Tanooki January 29, 2003

Nuke

To cook something in a microwave oven. "Neuked" to have been cooked in the microwave. Neuking-the act of being cooked in the microwave.(Note the spelling change when the word becomes a verb or adjective)
Derived from the common belief that Microwaves were like Neuclear Power and had supernatural properties that could bring Frozen meals to life in a matter of seconds.

Nuke me that frozen curry.

by Lindsey MacDonald March 12, 2007

Nuke a table

When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes

"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"

by CatLag September 30, 2020

Loosing a nuke

When you crimp off a turd that could destroy a city

"Marjorie, what's that smell and where has the west wing gone?"

"Oh, Quentin it was terrible! Reginald has been in the lavatory, loosing a nuke!"

by Mostly_made_up June 3, 2017