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The expanded version of “it’s not gay if it’s a three-way.” It’s not gay if the two girls are doing lesbian stuff and their men are watching them do it.
Her: Idk if I can lick her pussy? Won’t that kinda be gay?
The boyfriends of the two girls: Nahhh you know what they say—it’s not gay if their men are watching.
by BillBrasky913 February 29, 2024
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It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.
“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2
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It's not you, it's me

A lie. Just be honest and say "I'm not attracted to you" like dayum. The whole "It's not me, it's you" bullshit is so overused and I've heard it all before, so if I get in a relationship with anyone and they say that as to why they broke up with me, don't fucking bother. It's an insult to my intelligence and I know that's not the reason. Have some fucking integrity ffs.
by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025
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A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"

Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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An old idiom, generally used to excuse the creator's miniscule member. Another variation of this phrase has been used in Bloodhound Gang's song, "Discovery Channel."
"It may be tiny, however, it's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean."
by Geezer1987 February 24, 2026
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It's not my turn

Hym "I would but it's not my turn."
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It's not a 1 v 1

It takes all of you to do this and you've done nothing but get other people's kids murdered by being a mental retard who doesn't understand words.
Hym "It's not a 1 v 1. You didn't actually grasp what was happening here and now you're trying to abscond with my work."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
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