nigger noise

My grandmother and mother called rock and roll like the Beatles 'god damn nigger noise.'

I raised you to be a upstanding white man. Turn off that God Damn nigger noise and listen to some good music like Benin Goodman!

by Blackcat999 February 27, 2016

Brown Nosed

Where a female first takes a shit before sex and doesn't wipe (most likely will be used as a joke). If the female is then being eaten out while she is on her hands and knees, the male's nose will be covered in the woman's un-wipped shit.

Man: So, my wife brown nosed me the other day.

Man's Friend: Really? How'd it go?

Man: It SUCKED!! I don't know what possessed her to do that! It was disgusting!

(Man's friend laughs as he nonchalantly texts everyone he know's about it)

by Romayuri March 14, 2010

brown noise

Noise showing a random walk behavior, as in Brownian motion. It has a 1/f^2 frequency spectrum. It has nothing to do with crapping your pants. Try learning some physics....

You guys are retarded for thinking a brown noise can make you crap your pants.

by Ryan October 19, 2004

Noise Next Door

A lame manufactured Pop Band to replace bands such as, Busted. They are only around to fill in their shoes, terribly, and you must, MUST, burn their CDs and all red hair dye at all times.

"Oh my god, lets camp out and start a fire to burn Noise Next Door"

by Sonya Cohead April 8, 2005

brown noise

An oscillation of sound that causes the bowels to loosen. The Brown Noise is believed to be 92 cents below the lowest octave of E flat.

"We're trying to find the Brown Noise. It's this one pitch, this certain frequency, that makes people lose bowel control!"

by Malorie September 13, 2005

noisetheory

noisetheory is the online home of the most crucial boys in all the interweb.

noisetheory is crucial.

by Crucial October 12, 2004

Dick nosed vampire

one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.

Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.

by zoobileezoo April 17, 2009