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non-profit

A legal business entity that:
- begs for its income like a well-dressed pan-handler,

- and ensures it spends most of that income on executive pay, and advertising to get more income,

- then spends most of the rest on services run by friends of the executives,

- and gives a pittance on most of the employees that keep them operating.
Typically they don't solve the problem they are raising funds for.
Most of the profit in the healthcare isn't in the hospitals, it's in the non-profit entities.
That Susan G Komen For the Cure spent 60% on advertising and payroll, but only 5% on treating cancer; I guess she's a non non-profit.
by WNYmathGuy April 15, 2017
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Non Romney

Any Republican candidate running for president who is neither a phony conservative or who holds or has held highly liberal views either at one time or another. To qualify to be a "non Romney," one must not say he or she is "severely conservative" despite a liberal record (i), is not a puppet promoted by the Republican Establishment (ii), and is not often trumpeted by the Obama Media as the acclaimed "Frontrunner" and thus treated as such (iii). A true "Non Romney," in essence, isn't a robot but has real conservative credentials and principles.
2012 Republican candidates Herman Cain, Michelle Bachmann, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich have all been at one point or another "Non Romneys" during the primary.
by DarkMeat April 19, 2012
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non-guy

To be a wuss, sissy, or simply unmanly in any way.
Kent you are such a non-guy..Honeslty..Be A Guy
by chris April 21, 2005
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Non-Baller

A person with lack of basketball skills. Also a person without the ability to be a baller. Without ability to be balling.
A person named Ricky L.
Ricky is a non-baller! He can only make air balls!!!
by Baller God October 1, 2018
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Non-celebrities

urban dictionary's definition of anybody who isn't Chris Pratt or Elon Musk.
And quote: "We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
by lil’ blu3 December 29, 2018
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non-friend

A person who you secretly adore and consider to be a close friend, yet they are so irritating that you are physically unable to utter the word friend without adding the prefix non-.
Friend: Wow your roommate sure is one of a kind...do you guys even get along?
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.
by J.H.M April 22, 2021
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Non-Parent

A phrase, preferable to childless, that describes adults who by choice or circumstance, do not have children.
Before they were married, Susie and Ishmael chose not to have children while James and Mariel were unable to conceive. As Non-Parents, the couples had much to share and were very close.
by mistral7maud August 19, 2012
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