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COMS

Acronym for "Crying on my sperm"

Appropriate when you have a sad thing happens to you during arousal, or sexual intercourse/wank.
- Strangle me with a dead cat while pounding me daddy
*COMS*
by ktorvi January 16, 2022
mugGet the COMSmug.

Xbox com

bro uyoj says hes the knownest in xbox com but i know he hasn't took a shower in years LOL
by kfraaaaa September 6, 2023
mugGet the Xbox commug.

Com girl

Nasty white (or any color) fat 11 to 17 year old who didnt get enough attention from their dad and their mom neglects them so they go on anarchy discord servers with skeleton masks and military wear and spams racist remarks to get incels to love them and give them attention/ robux for slit pics and say racist shit for attention and likes. Usually will make everything about themselves and most likely will try to dox you with a ip grabber that doesnt work or say they have a e daddy who can dox you.

Usually on roblox in dollhouse roleplay being a pick me, usually on discord vc slitting her e-daddies name into her wrist, and most likely on 4chan and sh twitter crying about some incel loser who used her to get her nudes and cut photos and blocked her, definitely brags about masterbaiting to gore and liveleak and spams child porn/lolicon on discord (Most extreme cases itll be scat and gore)

Most likely going to make a onlyfans when 18 and amount to nothing while being jealous of other people/people of color.
Com girl- “omg i luv u so much e-daddy call me the n word one more time and ill uwu

Incel- “lol slit the n word with hard R in your wrist you stupid loli bitch”

Com girl- “uwu sure my e-daddy but make sure to deposit 300 robux into my account for it~!”
by YourInternetGuide June 1, 2025
mugGet the Com girlmug.

.com

it is like in every single website in the world
You: you are going to make a website?
Friend: yeah
You: you should make it .com at the end because it is more common
Friend: well i was going to make it .php but okay because its more common
by nicku1006 July 16, 2025
mugGet the .commug.

Zom-com

Comedy zombie apocalypse movies, like Shaun of the Dead , Zombieland, Warm Bodies, Dead Snow
For some reason there's only definitions for zom-com-rom, but not all of them are romantic. And I know all the examples i gave except Dead Snow are romantic, shut up
by Patsy727111 January 1, 2025
mugGet the Zom-commug.

.com prank

This is an issue for Canadians, you look for a good deal and thing you found something that cannot be true super cheap, but when you look at the URL and it is a .com site instead of .ca meaning that the prices are in USD causing them to be abnormally lower than the CAD pricing.
I was looking for a cheap GTX 1080ti graphics card and thought I had a great deal but as soon as I looked at the site URL I got .com Pranked.
by Omar is Daddy November 25, 2018
mugGet the .com prankmug.

no com

no comment.

often used by ppl in friend zone. (not bad)
mugGet the no commug.

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