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What would Fifty Cent do

SEE ALSO: WWFCD
A question as to choices hypothetically (to be) made by the American Rapper, FIFTY CENT ... if he was in your (stinkin') shoes, OR
if he found himself in a similar jam as you seem to have managed.
By asking, one could be encouraging the other to do the right thing like FIFTY CENT surely would. Confer: "What would Jesus Do?", WWJD?
"WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO wif a bag o' fiddies?"

"Don't do that! WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO if he seen you? I'n tellin' you, he'd smack yo' bitch up!"
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buck-fifty (also buck-fiddy)

1. n. a wound produced by sudden violent contact.
2. n. a wound that requires one hundred and fifty stitches.
"If she keeps talking shit I'm gonna give her a buck-fifty to her eye."
by Komfort May 17, 2003
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three fifty's for eight twenties

Soulja Slim Used This To Show Even Though He'd Have 10 dollars Less Having Three Fifty's he'd Rather Have The Larger Bills Ya HEard ME
aS USED IN THE ILL PAY FOR IT song "three fifty's for eight twenties"
by Just_Sum_Goon September 22, 2009
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Fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth

A very difficult mathematical operation, which gives as a result 5.7179625e-48, which is a very complex number. A dumb mathematician said that this number is also the result of 1 to the second. That man was murdered soon after.
fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth is equal to 1 to the second.
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sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag

Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes
Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.

Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag
by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009
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fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
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Fifty Fifty

The typical guy whom usually has the first name Ryan. He has a shy smooth side that reminds people of expensive jewelry and over priced cigars, trust me it ultimately ends with a nights worth of magical charades involving one trick pony’s landing his huge erected soldier in pony land heaven. 99.9% of the time he’s always right even the chemical smoked trails followed behind him cant persuade the charming messages hes left everyone speechless. his facts are random but successfully execute the demands of the sex crazed animal purring overworked vaginas around the neighborhoods he’s explored. after it’s all said and done he’s left contemplating his well-being of his personal genitals and the soreness of his calves. True definition of a fifty fifty.
She opens her door and sees him standing there purposely taking off his helmet in the sexiest way. Instantly Ryan’s laid. Ryan’s confused and feeling 50/50 on how he’s silently pulling pussy so easily. He’s completed the vision with an unmet mission leaving no solution to why or who Ryan actually is.

Fifty fifty is defined as the original confused gangster leaving everything half full.
by @red_headed_gang_ May 9, 2022
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