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Nintendoom

The ongoing idea that Nintendo is soon going to fail in its marketing, sales, and/or other business practices, which will soon then follow the tracks of companies like Sega, Capcom, or Atari.
Billy: Gee wilickers Bimmy, this new Nintendo console sure is shitty. Why didn't they just use CDs like everyone else?
Bimmy: How should I know? I Nintendo wants to appeal to the retro crowd I suppose.
Billy: If Nintendo doesn't make a newer console that has next generation stuff in the next generation with the ability to read discs, they will probably go out of business.
Bimmy: Oh come on Billy, now you sound like them pesky Sega kids riding the Nintendoom train about how Nintendo has to be 16 bit or else they'll die.
Billy: Well gah lee Bimmy, calm your horses partner...
by Motherfucker Rudy April 7, 2015
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Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo 3ds

HEY EVERYONE, ITS ME, NAGITO KOMAEDA ON THE NINTENDO 3DS

*insert crazy ass laughter*
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nintendo revolution

New game console from nintendo that:

1) has re-defined backwards compatibility, because you can play GC games, and download ANY nintendo games from the past 20 years onto it.

2) didn't have any games shown at e3... or for that matter, what it can do, graphics wise.

3) will have wi-fi internet and system link, and will have Super smash brothers online.
Nintendo revoultion sounds like a good console, but it would have been nice to see some footage instead of a model.
by chrisguy May 22, 2005
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Nintendo DSi

God's gift to the world: a handheld gaming device from Nintendo that not only plays games, as it should be excpected to, but takes pictures (though not of the best quality, you can draw on them with the touch screen), and can surf the internet, which is pretty damn awesome. You can also listen to music on it with an SD card, and there's a little DSiWare shop similar to the WiiShop where you can download more little games. If you know what's good for you, you will buy a DSi. But for Heaven's sake, don't buy it in pink, you pansy.
Gamer 1: I just got a new Nintendo DSi, dude, it rocks.
Gamer 2: It's not pink, is it?
Gamer 1: ...
by youcouldsaythat December 23, 2009
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Nintendo Pilot

Those in the military who fly drones from a thousand miles away in another country or continenet.
"He must have been a good video game player, because he is now a Nintendo Pilot flying that drone in Iraq from his living room couch."
by The DGNR8's Domain March 8, 2013
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Nintendo

A: The games company that created Mario, Donkey Kong, invented the Shoulder Button, D-Pad and bought the world pokémon...sadly. A games company who are often underestimated due to the idiocy of there central fanbase, and stereotyped due to the idiocy of rival fanbases.
The company are still making games today, and are often overlooked due to a different and refreshing approach. Although they are prefered by some gamers for there innovation, who's willingness to take risks instead of churning out numerous near identical updates to once successfull games (see:EA) is often overlooked by the now saturated games industry.
The fans of Nintendo are often critisized for there single viewed devotion to Nintendo, which is true of many of them, who, confused by the superiority of the N64 still can't see that even though they have been devoted fans of nintendo for the majority of there natural lives, that other games machines exist to, (see:sonyroolzfor this in reverse) and that nintendo are currently screwing there loyal fans by forcing them to buy Game Boys and other needless apparels just to play there most "Innovative" games.

B: A Japanese saying translating to "It's In The Hands Of The Gods Now"
A:

1: Nintendo are 7h3 |~0><0|~5 because I wish it was still 1998.

2: Nintendo are crap because I am as single minded in my devotion to sony/x-box as I say their fans are to them.

3: Nintendo are a games company who are prefered by some people, and not by others.

4: Nintendo stole all there ideas for metroid from Halo, which I play online due to the Origonal Nintendo's modem setting precident back in 1986, whilst using my joypad the size of a housebrick which has analogue technology, shoulder buttons and a layout/colour scheme stolen from a 14 year old nintendo console.

5: Nintendo, Sony and X-box are part of the console wars, a futile war between people who can't quite grasp the concept that no company is 100% infallible and needing reconpence for there own failing existance.

B:
1: Regardless of people arguing about pathetic little preferences, Nintendo.
by Eden06 May 13, 2005
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nintendo ds

A console made by Nintendo hated by Sony fanboys for "making games geared for children" and having "dated hardware" which is utter bullshit. While the PSP (Sony's handheld) has many features that the DS doesn't have (but can be added through accessories), they are all bullshit you don't need. Everyone already owns a MP3 player that actually fits in our pockets, why the fuck would we want a bigger one? The UMD format used for watching movies is dead, so good luck with that. The Nintendo DS has a big library of cool games, where you can kill zombies, solve murder cases, play Sudoku, play great RPG's, and so much more. The graphics are mainly 2D, but the DS can do last wave N64-like 3D too.

The PSP also has good games, even though Nintendo fanboys say otherwise, and if the price wasn't so steep, it would match the DS. The graphics of the PSP are shitty 3D, last wave PS1 to first wave PS2, and has many defects (flying UMD's, disk read errors, short battery life, no refunds for a screen with dead pixels etc etc., but it seems the newer shipments have less of these defects), and is still being raped in sales by the DS Lite.

The PSP is a good purchase if you have the money, because of the many good original games, but if you want to make the most out of your money, the DS Lite is what you want. If you have the money I recommend both.
Nintendo fanboy: The PSP has no games!! IN YOUR FACE LOLOL, THE NINTENDO DS WINS BECAUSE OF GAMES! DS DS DS

Me: Shut up idiot, the PSP does have great games on it, too bad there are so many rehashes of old games on it, but the original games rock.

Sony fanboy: Look! I can play MP3's, watch movies, and browse the internet! LOL

Me: I thought you had a MP3 player and computer for that? Dumbass. The UMD format is dead, so say bye to your movies. Good luck finding wireless access points to connect to the internet. Idiot.
by Gaming Veteran December 31, 2006
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