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Nintendoom 

The ongoing idea that Nintendo is soon going to fail in its marketing, sales, and/or other business practices, which will soon then follow the tracks of companies like Sega, Capcom, or Atari.
Billy: Gee wilickers Bimmy, this new Nintendo console sure is shitty. Why didn't they just use CDs like everyone else?
Bimmy: How should I know? I Nintendo wants to appeal to the retro crowd I suppose.
Billy: If Nintendo doesn't make a newer console that has next generation stuff in the next generation with the ability to read discs, they will probably go out of business.
Bimmy: Oh come on Billy, now you sound like them pesky Sega kids riding the Nintendoom train about how Nintendo has to be 16 bit or else they'll die.
Billy: Well gah lee Bimmy, calm your horses partner...
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Nintendon 

A hand or finger tendon that gives a player the quickness and flexibility to master video games, especially games that require great dexterity and precise button pressing sequences.
Tony's Nintendons give him the fast fingers to crush Sang in Street Fighter.
Nintendon by Soleijhee January 3, 2009

Nintendo Blow 

The act of blowing on something that ain't working, presumably to remove dust, in the hope that you will try again and it will work.
Origin: Nintendo cartridges were notoriously sensitive to dust.
Slacker1: Man, this tape wont go in the VCR!
Slacker2: Bro, give it the ol' Nintendo Blow.
Nintendo Blow by Henning January 19, 2004

Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS 

“Hi, it’s me, Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS

Nintendo Switch Online 

A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.
John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"
Nintendo Switch Online by VinMannie September 19, 2018

Nintendo Logic

When, in a Nintendo-published video game, the physics and design that work in the game are totally impossible or rather irregular in real life.
It's a bunch of Nintendo Logic that a boat that floats in lava will collapse if it hits a wall at low speed.
Nintendo Logic by DonPianta November 8, 2009

Nintendo Ninjas 

Nintendo Ninjas are people who drove around suburban area looking for people using illegal ROMs of their games.
The Nintendo Ninjas took down Plainrock124!
I'll be next I used a ROM.
Nintendo Ninjas by PhotonNitron August 8, 2020