categorically needy

People who fall into one or another category and thus may be eligible for public assistance.

She knew that since her husband had left her with five children, and that she hadn't had a job in ten years, she was one of those destitute persons who had now become categorically needy.

by Luddz June 29, 2015

I Need A Lighthouse

To talk about commiting suicide in a joking/figurative manner

Another way of saying kill myself aka kms or fuck my life aka fml

Person 1: "You seem really depressed today, fam."

Person 2: "Yeah, I think I need a lighthouse."

by Kari Chiriri December 11, 2016

I need a medic bag

When you are going through something so painful that you are screaming for a medic bag like Dallas from the video game Payday.

*walks on a lego*
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

*alarm clock rings at 6 a.m on winter*
"AAAAAAAARGH, I'M DYING ! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

by DallasIsDown February 3, 2018

pissing needles

Having Gonorrhea , referring to the stinging sensation experienced by the proud owners of a gorgeous case of Clap while urinating.
Variant: pissing pins and needles. This is centuries old slang.

- Sgt. Guarnere, did you keep any morphine?
- No. Doc, I gotta talk to you.
- How's that leg?
- Forget the leg, I'm pissing needles.
- Later.

(Band of Brothers, episode 6)

by Pippo Spano October 11, 2018

I need dick in my ass now

When you are extra gay, and are feeling extra horny.

Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.

by aaaa@aaaa January 25, 2019

I need U

A song with an unforgettable music video. In the music video Jimin drowns himself, Hoseok overdoses, Namjoon blows up the gas station, Taehyung murders his father, Jungkook gets willingly beaten up and has a car accident.

"I need U" has the most meaningful music video all time.

by Little Sailor July 6, 2019

I Need A Hero

A really good scene that is played in the background of shrek 2 in the scene
that is so amazing

" Frickin Fricky that scene from shrek is epic and goes well with the best scene in all of animated history"
" You uncultured swine it is called I Need A Hero also it is way worse in footloose "

by GenericIke August 3, 2019