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nearo waste

Nearo waste is the new zero waste. Zero waste is an inapplicable term because something always gets wasted. Nearo is the nearest to zero waste. It is a melding of the words near and zero obviously! Zero waste is a great concept but unless you run naked in the forest with a pack of wolves and use nothing you are not applying zero waste....actually one could even argue that wolves are wasting....okay you get the idea.
"Hey wanna come to this nearo waste party where there won't be any individually bottled drinks and all the food scraps will be composted?"

I am living a nearo waste lifestyle because I am breaking the habit of over-consumption and recycling plastic bottles over and over and I also compost food (nondairy and non-meat) waste!
by teddytbird November 5, 2011
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Necrobestiality

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with the corpse of an animal. In not as many words, sticking your dick in a dead animal.
Not many people will like you, but that's just beating off on a dead horse. Necrobestiality is pretty fucked up.
by Greenbro January 18, 2017
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necro-bitch

noun, plural necro-bitches,
1.) Derived from the words "necro" meaning dead, and "bitch" meaning modern day slave or excessive whiner; An un-dead whiner.
2.) Female zombie.
Jonathan yells at the zombies banging their heads against the wall: "Hey, necro-bitches, munch on this!"
by WeLuvMovies November 9, 2008
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necro-fecal-pedi-feliac

a person who likes dead childrens poop. see rutledge
that boy in the corner happens to be a necro-fecal-pedi-feliac
by azg August 11, 2008
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Necro

1. Short for necrophiliac, or someone who fucks dead people. Generally a sick motherfucker in general.

2. A very hateful rapper who sings about death and other non happy things. Also a sick motherfucker.
Sick Guy: Yo last night i was screwing a dead chick while listening to Necro!

Normal Guy: Dude you are fucking weird! Necro!

Note: Be careful while calling someone a necro, because it may be mistaken for negro. Unless you are a large black man yourself, yelling necro may cause problems.
by Patrick R. H. June 11, 2006
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pet o necro zooba phile

a person who likes shaging young dead animals
your a pet o necro zooba phile
by disciple of chuck June 7, 2005
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necrobation

1. Masturbating with your hand after it has been cut off.
(EXTREEEEME the stranger)
2. Your penis has frostbite
and/or gangrene yet you still jack off.
3. You travel forwards in time and have sex with yourself after you've died.
4. You clone yourself, kill your clone, and jack off using its hands/rectum.
Phil was totally making too much noise last night during his necrobation session after his surgery. At least he's making the best of having gangrene.
by Sil Phung May 15, 2008
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