Static Negativity

When you experience a situation where someone speaks with a slight heart every time they open their mouth, and your eyes automatically fade into the background.

“...the other day I was reading a post from someone on Facebook, and I immediately fell into an anxious state because there was so much static negativity bouncing off of their words”

by Blah Blah Blahnick December 20, 2018

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Schrodinger’s Negative

A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.

“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”

by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018

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Negative or critical information that gives the viewer a complete map of their respective context but does not give them a sense of direction.

In Kantian ethics a true negative is functionally equivalent to a false positive.

A true negative is a map without directions. A false positive is directions without a map.

by sandraxine September 17, 2018

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negative 60

Negative 60 is when you get an embarrassing score playing cards

Hey Marshall I heard you got a negative 60

by anonymous May 19, 2022

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Negative Curfew

A set time at which an individual must not leave a social event before.

Used when someone is known to often go home very early at organised social events.

Usually secured by some kind of agreement involving a penalty if broken.

“Why’s Gareth still at this party, he’s usually got a lift home from Liam by 8pm hasn’t he?”

“Nah bro, he’s got a negative curfew with the group chat. Otherwise he’ll be in bed by 8:30 and he’ll regret it in the morning.”

by LKilby April 15, 2022

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