porn nails

Long fake nails that porn stars use especially when the constantly touch themselves.
Beverly, and cult master have some serious porn nails.
by Suckmeup32579 August 29, 2017
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Hooker Nails

Hooker nails, is a term given to someone, typically a female who recently had her nails done, and got them longer than most call socially correct length. This term however is misguided; for those who choose that life style (prostitution) generally have short nails because of the hard life on the streets, the general "jobs" they partake in. But the term is still widely use among other girls, no real origin, except classroom chatter.
-Did you see Marie's hooker nails?
--No, what do you mean?
-You know, those long nails, that are like an inch long or sometimes longer.
--Oh! Hooker nails! I get it?
-Exactly!
by CMC+MGM January 19, 2012
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rusty nail

Inserting a finger into the anus, usually a female finger into a male anus. Related to rusty trombone.
Her boyfriend asked for a rusty nail but since she never did it before she chickened out.
by Ephraim Bard January 14, 2011
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poop nails

The type of fingernails that are short, sharp and deadly. They can scratch you and cause an infection because of the amount of germs under the nails. Usually found in young adults or poopsockers (because they don't wipe).
James got him with his poop nails and now you have to put neosporin on it so it can heal.
by Shelisa October 09, 2007
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Toe nail

The remnants of a once packed weed pipe, a stale hit
(guy # 1) Is there anything left in that thing?
(guy # 2) Nah I think it's toe nail.
by Brian Couto January 26, 2008
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Rusty Nails

When you scratch your ass and you end up with poop under your nails. This can also be achieved if your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping.
Damn bro, my ass was itchy when I went to bed last night and I woke up with rusty nails.
by rxlouden March 08, 2016
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bearded nail

a johnson, a rod, a spike, a pork sword... it's a man's ding-dong, baby
Girl, his bearded nail made me shake like jelly on a plate
by The Bearded Nail March 23, 2004
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