nail parrot

A religion originating from India in which it is believed that the universe including space and time was formed at the beginning of time when there was only a nail and a Parrot until the nail decided to go up the parrots ass causing the parrot to generate the loudest moan in history but it was inaudible due to the lack of air in space. (Also Tan is GAY.)

"Sir do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour nail parrot?"

by Sethcomics's March 17, 2020

Hooker Nails

Hooker nails, is a term given to someone, typically a female who recently had her nails done, and got them longer than most call socially correct length. This term however is misguided; for those who choose that life style (prostitution) generally have short nails because of the hard life on the streets, the general "jobs" they partake in. But the term is still widely use among other girls, no real origin, except classroom chatter.

-Did you see Marie's hooker nails?
--No, what do you mean?
-You know, those long nails, that are like an inch long or sometimes longer.
--Oh! Hooker nails! I get it?
-Exactly!

by CMC+MGM February 3, 2012

rusty nail

Inserting a finger into the anus, usually a female finger into a male anus. Related to rusty trombone.

Her boyfriend asked for a rusty nail but since she never did it before she chickened out.

by Ephraim Bard January 15, 2011

poop nails

The type of fingernails that are short, sharp and deadly. They can scratch you and cause an infection because of the amount of germs under the nails. Usually found in young adults or poopsockers (because they don't wipe).

James got him with his poop nails and now you have to put neosporin on it so it can heal.

by Shelisa October 24, 2007

Toe nail

The remnants of a once packed weed pipe, a stale hit

(guy # 1) Is there anything left in that thing?
(guy # 2) Nah I think it's toe nail.

by Brian Couto January 10, 2009

Hard as nails

Something people from the south shore of Nova Scotia say when they're referring to something that is tough, they could just use the actual term Tough as Nails but, they don't.

Guy1:HURHURHUR I'M SOO TOUGH HE HE!
Guy2:NO!!! YOU'RE HARD AS NAILS!!! HURHUR
NotStupidGuy: Um, the actual term is tough as nails, guys.
Guy1:NOOOO! YOU'RE WRONG!!

by MyAnonymitity October 26, 2011

Rusty Nails

When you scratch your ass and you end up with poop under your nails. This can also be achieved if your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping.

Damn bro, my ass was itchy when I went to bed last night and I woke up with rusty nails.

by rxlouden August 6, 2016