Crumby Nun

Noun: Sex Act:
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.

I totally just gave Selma Hayek a Crumby Nun. I mean, she was definitely starving for work. No, I'm not less of a man for having sexual fantasies about the Flying Nun!

by Mr. Kowalski's sexplorium April 10, 2017

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Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.

Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!

by anitsanil November 28, 2017

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Nun's finger

Nun's finger refers to the lump on the middle finger from writing long papers with a pen. It's common among university students during their exam periods, especially MBA and medical students who have very long exams papers to write. It is thought to have come from a joke about nuns getting a similar lump, or rubbing sore from holding candles in a similar way to a pen but using them to pleasure themselves. There is also possible reference to the virginity of a finger, as the nun's finger syndrome is more common when the finger owner has not performed a great deal of intensive writing for some time.

As I am a computer programmer, I don't write with a pen any more I have a nun's finger from all my MBA exams.

by Mother superiority August 2, 2016

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