Crow Parents

Crows are intelligent birds who have mastered the art if solving problems. Humans are baffled by their intelligence, the more they learn about them the more intriguing they seem. They're attentive, territorial and extremely protective of their craftly built nests. The nest is guarded until the young crow fledge to fend for themselves. Bear in mind that crows are not vicious fiends bound for havoc, but merely dedicated and protective parents trying to defend the young from vultures which includes the human race and are gutless to face the parents, so they target the vulnerable.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!

Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.

Crow parents are silence in the trees, planning for a strategic way to dive bomb their predators.

by Her Royal Crowness February 7, 2018

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drinky crow

A drinking bird that tries to kill himself until his monkey friend Gabby fucks it up. Also, there's a captain, with a daughter. They constantly try to get laid with her. I mean Gabby and Crow. Not her father. These characters were in a fucked up comic known as "Maakies". It had a TV adaptation on Adult Swim. It sucked! Only ran for 11 episodes. And if you see it, you won't wonder why.

Drinky crow is an alcoholic bird.

by poopmanwtf101 September 21, 2016

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