cookie nipples

absurdly large areolas the size of cookies or dinner plates. also darker in colour like cookies.

Dude, watch out - that chick has cookie nipples!

by The Cookie Monster July 16, 2008

Tower Nipples

This term is used to describe the nipples of a woman when the length exceeds the width. In most cultures this is considered to be an undesirable and often repulsive attribute on those unfortunate enough to suffer from the condition.

I threw up in my mouth and left when Jennifer took off her shirt and I discovered her unsettling tower nipples.

by Frumpy McBumpy June 2, 2009

My Nipples Are Hard

This term is usually used when someone had just heard some good - often unexpected - news.

Dave: Guess what?
Mike: What?
Dave: When I went to get us tickets to the 'Stones gig, the girl at the ticket booth was an ex girlfriend of mine in college!
Mike: So? Big deal!
Dave: She gave us 'Platinum' grade seats and we only paid for 'Silver'! How do you like that!
Mike: That's excellent! My nipples are hard, dude!

by buckonz February 27, 2010

hairy nipples

extremely gross hair around the nipple region of male.

Russell has large hairy nipples, but he consistently denies it.

by chaleco August 1, 2006

Lesbian Nipples

Female nipples that when licked by a man still remain soft an flacid.

James: I met this bird last night at the pub, got her back to mine and I was trying for hours to give her hard nipples
Nick: ah, she must have had lesbian nipples

by Streaker30 November 10, 2009

acorn nipples

When a persons nipples are large and puffy, and very sensitive to touch.

Owen: Dude you got some big nips let me sqeeze them.

Nick: Don't sqeeze my acorn nipples that would really hurt.

by Big Moke January 22, 2008

hard nipples

When dudes get hard, their dick gets hard. When girls get hard, their nipples become hard.

Oh, daddy, you made so hard, hard nipples.. Damn..

by damarisguhi March 8, 2018