newbury park high school

a high school in southern california where there are and absurd amount of stoners. about 1/4 of the population smokes pot. 0 school spirit and sucks at everything sports wise except girls soccer and maybe 2 others. most students hate that they have no school spirit but does nothing to change it. most kids used to be really good at fighting, but now they are all fresh fags. has a very strong art department, and only has 3 classes a day, maybe 2 if you're lucky

"do you go to newbury park high school?"
"yes"
"your football team sucks because they all smoke pot"

by yoyoyoyoyosocalreppin December 17, 2011

newbie days

When you're going through your first weeks of getting high a newbie tends to giggle alot over little things as pot heads the non newbies hardly ever laugh anymore they smoke to feel normal.

Mike: remember the newbie days when we smoked for the first time together in hines park
Me: yeah we had the giggles so bad
Kevin: remember we were by the water and mike talked about teletobbies coming out of the water and killing us
Me: yeah man I miss the newbie days we laughed so much over little things
Kris: its over now lets smoke some more weed

by stewfoo January 13, 2005

Newberg

A town in Oregon that is filled with fucktards and skanky sluts. It reeks of failure and marijuana. Most men in this town have tiny dicks and like other men.

Guy 1: HEEY WHER U LIEVE?
Guy 2: NEWBERG LOL
Guy 1: HEY ME 2
Guy 2: KOOL...
Guy 2: WEE FUCKS NAO?
Guy 1: YA!!!!!1!11!

by imreallycoollol October 18, 2008

Newbacca

The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.

Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

newbquake

The biggest newb or newbs in the world!

An earthquake is the biggest natural disaster that could occur,
a newbquake is the biggest newb that could be found playing world of warcraft and totally getting pwned!

O MAN i just pwned your fucking ass, get out of my WoW server you f'ing newbquake
*Richie Fresh is a newbquake HAHAHA!*

by MilfHunter July 31, 2005

newborg

ITS ME MOTHER FUCKER.

GURL ITS A FING NEWBORG

by Dukey255 May 6, 2018

Newborn Hatian

When you take a hot shit and even though it's your own work it makes you want to choke.

Man, I had a Newborn Hatian this morning. It stunk so bad I almost threw up!

by miggelzworth October 19, 2010