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(n) the feeling you receive after a delicious meal or hearty burrito. Having the need to stop what you’re doing and take a nap. (See Itis)
Ty: Dude, that breakfast burrito was so filling
Shaye: Yeah I’m going into nap mode
Ty: You mean the itis?
Shaye: What’s that?
Shaye: Yeah I’m going into nap mode
Ty: You mean the itis?
Shaye: What’s that?
by Jedi Master Ty July 15, 2021
Get the Nap Mode mug.When your spun out in day 5 from Meth and you convince yourself that there are drones following you and the your connecting imaginary dot in your head leading yourself to be leave the everything is just one big conspiracy against you by your ex to get your kids taken away or get you thrown into jail for being the biggest drug dealer in your town because you occasionally sell a dub out of the ball you just got yesterday.
It's time for a "Nap and a Sandwich"
It's time for a "Nap and a Sandwich"
Donald: Holy shit bob do you see that drone up there... 😳 Omg look who's behind us, that's the guy that helped Ray my old neighbor move in that old piano last year right before Jen threw me out for finding a used dart in the trash, I bet Jen told him to follow me and snitch back to her......
Bob: damnit Donald how long you been up, it's time for a nap and a sandwich.
Bob: damnit Donald how long you been up, it's time for a nap and a sandwich.
by Ran dum guy September 17, 2021
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Get the Nap Hopping mug.Similar to cat fishing. When someone on their dating profile doesn’t tell you something like they have narcolepsy.
Man: “ I am a victim of a professional nap fisher. I caught her on the first date asleep in her food. And I realized she had narcolepsy and hadn’t disclosed that to me. Low and behold, a nap fishing traumatic event. “
by Borracha Grace October 2, 2021
Get the Nap Fishing mug.When somebody convinces another person to take them back to their place, under the false premise of having sex, solely for the purpose of using their bed to sleep in. Upon waking, they leave without fulfilling the empty promise the made.
example 1
"Why is Amy's hair all over the shop today?" said Jane.
"Oh, she did a nap and dash on poor Bill this morning and came straight to work from his place" replied Betty.
example 2
"You're not really going to sleep with him are you?" said Nicki.
"Absolutely not. He doesn't know it, but I'm going to do the old nap and dash on him. Uber's are way too expensive right now" Amy laughed in reply.
"Why is Amy's hair all over the shop today?" said Jane.
"Oh, she did a nap and dash on poor Bill this morning and came straight to work from his place" replied Betty.
example 2
"You're not really going to sleep with him are you?" said Nicki.
"Absolutely not. He doesn't know it, but I'm going to do the old nap and dash on him. Uber's are way too expensive right now" Amy laughed in reply.
by Tom McLovin May 17, 2022
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