mount a munt

to fuck a really ugly person

ewww ryan mounted ANOTHER munt!

by Phil May 13, 2005

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by Alan1 November 8, 2008

Munt out with your cunt out!!

The extreme use of mind boggling chemical substance that was once a solid form that will/can be heated into a liquid form and then a gas form to be in hailed into the lung and spread through out the body which in some extreme cases has been proven to leave some females outrageously unaware of the real cunt inside her has been let loose and is on the prowl for any male in a 100 meters of the infected area. Once the liquid has cool down it will turn back in to its solid form. The experience lasting between 7 to 24 hours depends on the amount consumed before and while in this state of mind. Can last long days, weeks, months even years.. usually leading to a small padded room with dim lights.. But hay we dont party in halves.

Must be experienced to understand the true meaning of 'Munt out with your cunt out'

Sit back and relax..... Enjoy the munt out with your cunt out!!

Consume at high levels (at own risk)

by MuffinCrack October 17, 2011

Munt

When you have sex with a corpse and a horrible liquid comes out, the name of the liquid is munt.

Dude that corpse just fuckin munted!

Bro you smell like munt!

by lorry2500 March 8, 2024

Poisoned Rat Munting

An action where 1 person proceeds to poison and kill a rat and then proceededs to munt on the rats dead corpse to get the biggest high of their life

Hey Eli I found the Dead poisoned rat want to got Poisoned rat munting?!

by Mr. Rat Gooner December 12, 2024

Munted

To do something badly or incomplete.
Too do something extremely bad.
To break something not yours

Wow that guy Munted my bong when he dropped it

by Meswein February 5, 2020

Munt

Slur used to discribe black africans, usually a man. Most oftenly used by white zambians, zimbabweans and sometimes arabs.
Also used as a replacement for calling someone gay, faggot, bitch, retard, idiot, etc...

1. ''did you hear what happened to aiden?''

''he got robbed by a bloody munt last night''
2. ''comon bro stop being such a munt''

by prytx June 14, 2018