Manky

Ugly or hideous, disfigured.

me> Hey check out my MANKY toe!
you> ewww! what happened?
me> i dropped something heavy on it and minged it up!

by thegreatestshowbagonearthsux March 12, 2008

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Slightly Disturbed person who Lurks IRc Servers usually only typing to shout random cusswords and nonsense.

<@MuNkI> Whoda F*ck!!!
<anonymous> what?
<@MuNkI> Exactly

by imjustanonymous March 27, 2010

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manky

something that is really nasty, old, or sweaty. it is in the new movie, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. very cool london slang word.

Harry: Why are we all standing around this manky old boot?
Fred/George: It's not just any manky old boot, it's a portkey!

by loolia December 28, 2005

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Minky

1. Minky = a pretty fanny, vagina, or a pretty lady

2. Minky mouse = tampon

Why thats a lovely Minky you've got there!

I need a Minky Mouse!

by Kathryn Waterson November 3, 2007

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A Minky is a type of vagina gremlin. Much the same as the warbling wickersham or the dribbling grackleshank they live inside afflicted female genitalia, waiting for an unsuspecting penis or inanimate object to venture closeby. As soon as the Minky detects said penetrator, they will jump out and attack it, in the case of a penis they will tickle the males bellend and try to prevent any further vaginal interaction. Minkies can affect any female at any time. The only way to get rid of a Minky infestation is to ram the tormented sexual organs with a properly prepared penis.

Friend 1: "How did your date go last night, fella?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, was good mate, until we got to it. She was riddled with Minkies! Tickled the shit out of me first time I tried to stick it in!"

Friend 1: "Ah, Rubbish! What did you do? I had to quit last time I encountered a Minky!"

Friend 2: "Only thing I could do! Fucking rammed that shit in there and saved those organs!"

by MinkyMarauder June 28, 2011

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