moron-a-meter

(noun) Device used to measure stupidity level of actions. Units measured in 'greggabytes'.

Jack measured 20 greggabytes on the moron-a-meter.

by GTOman December 16, 2011

Happy meter

Male genitalia, Penis, cock, dick, little richard, etc.

I was watching porn last night and my happy meter went up.

by I wish I had a happy meter! July 11, 2006

MeterBeater

It beats the meter by just a little bit. Approx: 1 Meter and 1 Inch.

"It is two meterbeaters from here to my locker."
(2 meters and 2 inches)

by Baguji the Great September 10, 2004

meteorite

a dank nugget which is ejected from a marijuana smoking device upon exhale

dawg!!! you just lost my OG in a mothafuckin meteorite!!!!

by richmoney February 26, 2009

meter-maid

A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.

"That bitch wrote me a ticket for $40!!!? Too close to the crosswalk!!!? WTF!!! I hate meter-maids!!!"

by K Jacobs May 15, 2007

Metel Ayri

It is a Lebanese way to describe that you don't care for something! It's translation to English means "like my dick". :)

n00b 1: Hey, did you know that you failed the exam?
n00b 2: Metel ayri! (Like: I Don't Care)

by Leb-Manyak April 16, 2009

creep-o-meter

A meter to determine how much of a creeper you are on facebook and/or twitter

Sam, you need to step up your creeping. Your creep-o-meter is getting pretty low.

by Ryann Bowser March 4, 2011