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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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The Moses

Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.
OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!

Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea
by the pal thats an AL October 23, 2019
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Moses

Moses beats me up when i try to kiss him
by my ass itches very much December 14, 2023
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Yuval Moses

The god of all beings, the creator of all multiverses and the smartest entity out there.
Yuval Moses is your god.
Yuval Moses is your creator.
by Yuval Moses November 25, 2021
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Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.
We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.
by anonymous July 15, 2024
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Moses

Racist. REALLY racist. Is a total anime nerd and enjoys seeing people suffer. Loves slurs (even the non-tasteful ones). Repeats Tiktok memes all the time. Probably gay for Sam.
Person: Racism is bad.
Moses: Hahaha, you have a great sense of humor.
by fleurfairee October 28, 2024
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Moses-complex

Person who insists on/ takes pride in taking the hard way to get to a solution, while a simple alternative already exists.
Dude, why did you dig that hole with your hands? Shovels have existed for quite some time now. Do you have a Moses-complex or something?
by McLeentel May 1, 2025
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