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Mormonity

the state or condition of maladaptive thought processes resulting from indoctrination into the Mormon/LDS cult
Mark: So it was getting hot and heavy with me and Elizabeth when I noticed that she was wearing the least sexy underwear I have ever seen. That shit was granny panties on crack!

Tom: Yeah, dude. You didn't know she had been blinded by Mormonity? She's already promised herself to JC. The best you're gonna do is a hummer.
by your BDSM friend December 5, 2011
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MORMON

People who do not go out,they don't get with anyone,or drink or do anything fun
by Peeblesgossippart2 March 18, 2017
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Mormon

Brainwashed cultists who think they're Christians but they're not.
"Hey dude, you know Sally? She's a Mormon!"
by cocksucker999 May 9, 2019
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Mormon, book of Mormon

A stupid book written by a lying drug addict paedophile called Joseph Smith. Also known as the 'Book of Morons' after the morons who believe in it.
Shit, we've run out of toilet paper. Great, we finally have a use for the Book of Morons. Wipe the shit off your arse with that shit. Start with the chapter that contains the story about Brigham Young giving Joseph Smith a blow job. mormon, book of Mormon was written by a sexual pervert.
by Cynical bloke December 9, 2018
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Mormon

Mormon is a sexual orientation describing those under the spectrum who are not only straighter than a boner but also fall in love with those of high intellect and stunning beauty.
Kayanna: Guys Keeveun just came out as a mormon.
Keeveun: Damn right I did.
by Laughpanther July 6, 2020
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Mormon

The word you never want to hear out of your girlfriend's parents mouths
"So I wanted to get down with this girl, but turned out she was MORMON!"
by SavageGoatGod May 2, 2019
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Mormon

Religious white people who mostly live in Utah. The modern Mormons don’t drink alcohol or have sex before marriage, and if you go deep within Utah, you can even find those mental people who do polygamy.
Mormon: I got married to my wife, her cousin, my wife’s mother, our daughter, and our neighbors daughter—now I’m hoping to find a new wife in this app called Tinder.
Bob: Geez Joe!
by HerberttheCrab June 18, 2018
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