the state or condition of maladaptive thought processes resulting from indoctrination into the Mormon/LDS cult
Mark: So it was getting hot and heavy with me and Elizabeth when I noticed that she was wearing the least sexy underwear I have ever seen. That shit was granny panties on crack!
Tom: Yeah, dude. You didn't know she had been blinded by Mormonity? She's already promised herself to JC. The best you're gonna do is a hummer.
Tom: Yeah, dude. You didn't know she had been blinded by Mormonity? She's already promised herself to JC. The best you're gonna do is a hummer.
by your BDSM friend December 5, 2011
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Get the MORMONmug. by cocksucker999 May 9, 2019
Get the Mormonmug. A stupid book written by a lying drug addict paedophile called Joseph Smith. Also known as the 'Book of Morons' after the morons who believe in it.
Shit, we've run out of toilet paper. Great, we finally have a use for the Book of Morons. Wipe the shit off your arse with that shit. Start with the chapter that contains the story about Brigham Young giving Joseph Smith a blow job. mormon, book of Mormon was written by a sexual pervert.
by Cynical bloke December 9, 2018
Get the Mormon, book of Mormonmug. Mormon is a sexual orientation describing those under the spectrum who are not only straighter than a boner but also fall in love with those of high intellect and stunning beauty.
by Laughpanther July 6, 2020
Get the Mormonmug. by SavageGoatGod May 2, 2019
Get the Mormonmug. Religious white people who mostly live in Utah. The modern Mormons don’t drink alcohol or have sex before marriage, and if you go deep within Utah, you can even find those mental people who do polygamy.
Mormon: I got married to my wife, her cousin, my wife’s mother, our daughter, and our neighbors daughter—now I’m hoping to find a new wife in this app called Tinder.
Bob: Geez Joe!
Bob: Geez Joe!
by HerberttheCrab June 18, 2018
Get the Mormonmug.