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Small microwave

when someone puts their dick inside of a toaster and rapes a dog
by Adolf drippler February 4, 2022
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red microwave

Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot
Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future

Johnny: damn bro for real?!

Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad

Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!
by GMaeE December 26, 2021
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Human Microwave

The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.
1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.

2- Oh my god, did you hear it?
by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 23, 2023
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The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.
by psuedynom November 9, 2021
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miroku

A pervert, but he's somehow very sweet and unoffending about it (most of the time) besides the fact he looks like a little boy and is mostly the same age as most of the women he "torments". (I hate old perverts >.<) He also allows the women he gropes and asks evil questions to to hit him, instead of running off before they can. I find that makes his character very loveable, because if some random guy came and groped me, I would certainly like a chance to smack him into the dirt. XD
He can also be very sweet to Sango, and very understanding. He's usaully polite, and though he's a cheater and steals, as far as I know, he doesn't do it to people who can't afford to be stolen from.
Not to mention his Wind Tunnel and his whole story. I find his backround very interesting and unusaul. I also like his fighting style (yeah, whack those bugs!). He also hides so much behind his mask...so it's very fun to try thinking of what happened in his past, and how he feels about the Wind Tunnel and everything, since he never lets us know
"stay back, I'm going to use my dark hole"
by Saga September 4, 2004
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Mirokuism

An action like that of Miroku from the hit anime Inuyasha by Rumiko Takahashi. Miroku commonly acts like a lech; therefore to hit on someone, grope, or act perverted becomes a Mirokuism.
Boy: Hey baby, nice ass.
Girl: *flips him over karate-style*

Mirokuism and its response.
by Fizgig June 11, 2005
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Microwaved

When you get re-heated about something. Something that once made you mad is making you upset again a period of time after its initial occurance.
I got microwaved the other day about the time I got stood up.
by Poopcicle007 August 1, 2018
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