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menstral queef

johnnyboy: i fucked my girlfriend last night and i heard a menstral queef.

flatulator: why would you fuck your girlfriend when she's on her rag?
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Manster

a large, furry creature: part Man, part Monster
My furry Manster engulphed me in warm snuggles to keep out the cold.
by Sedona1 October 18, 2011
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manstruate

To be a weepy, cranky, mopey little bitch of a man just like your ex girlfriend acted once a month. Before she left you. For your Dad.
You are crying so much, is it your time of month to manstruate?
by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015
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minsterley

A place near Shrewsbury mainly filled with druggies and old people. Most people from minsterley are rough and go to the chippy 5 times a day.
Oh you’re from minsterley? That’s unfortunate
by Rupaulisshook August 8, 2018
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manstrating

A guy who is really irritable, bitchy and indecisive. Just like girls on their period. Basically, a man who is menstruating.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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Mainstream

Something that's popular. Sure, it's trendy, sure, it's probably on MTV and popular among people-but, honestly-is it really that much of an issue if I have Lady Gaga on my Ipod? She's in there with Amanda Palmer and Porcelain and the Trams as well-am I indie enough for you?

The lot of you are being really rude. Some mainstream is good, it's not the end of the world, so stop complaining that somebody else likes Rihanna and you like The Decemberists.

Grow up.
Person A: Hey, have you heard the new release from Lady Gaga? It's pretty good. I think I"ll give her a chance!

Person B: Umm..that stuff is forced down our throats by mtv and stuff. You shouldn't listen to that. Here, I got a new album based off of a Pitchfork review, you should try it.

Person A: *listens*
Yeah...no offense dude, but I don't like it.

Person B: *scoffs* You're just another one of the sheeple. A slave to the mainstream. You just have bad taste.
by Polygame January 2, 2011
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Minster

A small, mile by mile wide party town. If you don't like to have fun-leave. The town has a pheomonal cross country and track team along with a decent football and basketball team. Other sports don't get much attention. Everyone knows everyone. One of the best places to hang out on the weekends is Willys or the Dutch Mill. Minster is also known for it's fabulous OKtoberfest. There is never a dull moment in this town! Most people wish they were form Minster.
Hey, where are you from?" "Minster." "Wow, I wish I was you.
by wishyouweremedadada April 1, 2011
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