microsoft

evil and bad company

person 1: i work at microsoft
person 2: DIE!!!!

by p01uyt September 5, 2024

Microsofted

To get the COVID-19 vaccine, which obviously has a Microsoft chip in it to make you buy Microsoft products /s

Dude, I just got Microsofted!

by HalideRadar July 9, 2021

Microsoft

A Small and Soft Male Genitalia which is small even when hard.

I pulled down Huge Mark's pants and he had a Microsoft. Girls I had to laugh Bitch he Thought

by La leon September 22, 2016

Microsoft Word

type word funny

i press button, letter come up on screen. microsoft word is best program on computer.

by korona mannen April 8, 2022

Microsoft Family Safety

GoGuardian's twin brother. It blocks random sites just like GG, but it is barely ever talked about

Microsoft Family Safety = George Orwell's 1984

by BorritoGuy February 21, 2023

Microsoft Rewards

a program on the internet that gives you giftcards

I used microsoft rewards to get a robux gift card!

by mr nobodyu October 29, 2023

Microsofted

"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)

When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.

Examples:

“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”

→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”

“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”

→ “Classic Microsofting.”

by Brokugeta May 28, 2025