Merrick

Just a piece of shit tbh.

Damn what a fucking merrick.
Die

by Comrad Elmo February 3, 2020

Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 6, 2020

Merrick

A hybrid of Patrick Star and Kermit the Frog. He also doesn't have a reproductive organ meaning that he loses the gratifying privilege of masturbation.

Merrick traded $15 for $5.

by nubnerd24 April 17, 2020

metric fuckton

Equivalent to 100 million dollars. 1 metric fuckton is 1 metric ton of the largest denomination bill, aka $100. 1 metric ton of bills is 1 million bills, at 1 gram per bill.

The price is 2 metric fucktons.

by YaBoiBreezy April 27, 2020

metric cuntload

A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.

Mang, I picked a metric cuntload of apples today! Let's make some cider!

by GLaz May 4, 2020

Metriculus

Adjusting time and matter to every step to articulate dictation of next movement

I Was metriculus about how I got away with murder.

Step step calculated

by AsSeenOnDaStreetz October 3, 2020

Merricka

A bright stunning girl. Merricka would put a long lasting smile on your face. Everyone needs a Merricka in their life. This girl has a nice sense of humour. She can be the ugly and chatty person surrounding anyone.

I want to be friends with Merricka

by Hbk merrickaa November 19, 2020