merm

Short for mermaphrodite. A gender which is hermaphrodite (a being with dual sex organs.) A merm has a functioning male sex organ, while the female does not. Very rarely do both work, and very rarely do neither work. The opposite of a merm is a ferm. Mermaphrodites, Fermaphrodites and Hermaphrodites are always born that way, never surgically altered, so they are not considered transexual.

She was born a mermaphrodite, but never told any of his friends.

by Umbepo August 2, 2005

Merp

1. What you say when there is nothing better to be said.

2. Expression of minor disappointment.

1. Jesse: What's up?

Jason: Not much, you?

Jesse: Nothing.

*silence*

Jesse: Merp

2. Jesse: Hey, you wanna go to the Coldplay show?

Jason: Sorry, I can't.

Jesse: Merp

by THE ONE WHO DEFINES November 8, 2009

Memphis

One of the coolest cities in the South. Gets a bad rep for crime, gangs, and drugs. Has a lot of history but not a lot of money to maintain it. Memphis has great food and an awesome music scene. Memphis is pretty liberal in that it's very accepting of people from all walks of life, unlike many cities in the South. come to Memphis to see where MLK got shot and the things he did to help Memphians and Elvis' home

also home to the best NBA team, GO GRIZZ

"I just got back from Memphis!"
"What did you do??"
"Ate some delicious bbq, saw some great bands, and watched a shooting"
"cool"

by GritnGrind September 2, 2013

Memphis, TN

Memphis is a ghetto, 93% black part of Tennessee, that has the highest crime rate in the nation. More homocides, rapes, theft, & kidnappings happen in areas such as the Mall of Memphis, & Orange Mound than anywhere else in the United States. Memphis is the city where "Crunk" was first used. It is the most populated city in Tennessee, & the only one that votes democrat. There are many attractions to visit such as Mud Island, Graceland, Beale Street, The Memphis Zoo, the Memphis in May Festival, & the National Civil Rights Museum, but it is recommended you bring mace, because you are likely to get shot by a Blood, Vice Lord, or Crip member, because all three operate their southern gang heaquarters in Memphis.

Memphis is a shithole.

by Steven March 9, 2005

fuck a mermaid

A nautical term used in sailing, describing a forceful or unintentional jibe. When fucking a mermaid, the boom slams across the deck. The term can also be used to describe a sloppy tack.

Heads up! I think we are about to fuck a mermaid.

by Pirate One June 1, 2009

merm

an abbreviation for the word mermaid.

holla at yo mermz.

by fritzehh August 25, 2009

merp

a cute, awkward sound that makes people look at you funny when you say it, but in a good way. it makes you feel good.

Joe: Merp! (high pitched voice)
Joey: What the?
Joe:Merp!
Joey: actually, that was cute!

by Merp lover November 7, 2012