1 definition by THE ONE WHO DEFINES

1. What you say when there is nothing better to be said.

2. Expression of minor disappointment.
1. Jesse: What's up?

Jason: Not much, you?

Jesse: Nothing.

*silence*

Jesse: Merp

2. Jesse: Hey, you wanna go to the Coldplay show?

Jason: Sorry, I can't.

Jesse: Merp
by THE ONE WHO DEFINES November 8, 2009
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