little mermaid

Its when a girl gives you oral sex when your driving a boat

Dan: Hey guys I got a little mermaid yesterday on the boat
AAron: thats tight

by Dan aka M.O.B January 24, 2007

Mermaids Flannel

The term reserved for a woman with a very, very wet fanny.

"Her chuff is as wet as a mermaids flannel!

by Cunty B February 23, 2009

mermaid lick

When the woman, after feeling her orgasm, cums and the males face is there to lick it and 'play around' with his tounge. Her legs instantly snap shut like a mermaids tail and she is unable to walk.

Jim was giving amy the time of her life. She just orgasmed and then he gave her a mermaid lick. He died later that evening

by Poopypooyown June 25, 2014

Mermiricorn

A mythical creature that is half mermaid, half vampire, half unicorn, and extremely poor at math.

Emmy: Well poo, that "mermire" entry is from 2005 and we sit here thinking we had a revolutionary idea.
Seth: Okay, but has anybody invented a mermiricorn yet?

by sradner November 22, 2016

mermaid goat

A mermaid goat is what fun, witty people call the sign for Capricorn.

Person 1: Hey whats your zodiac sign?
Person 2: I'm the mermaid goat!
Person 1: haha I love the Capricorn is a mermaid goat.

by randompersonlol29 March 2, 2017

memeidus

An addiction to memes.

Wow alexa, do you have memeidus?

by Wow, your cool! June 3, 2017

memeination

The process in which a meme is animated, or turned into a gif.

Using memeination we can turn this lame meme into a dank gif.

by DrBrandaoLSP July 26, 2017