Moof

Verb: to be clueless or useless in your current situation
Adjective: to describe a useless or clueless person

"You are too much of a moof today."
"Why is he moofing?"

by Zaxv April 5, 2017

moof

anything possible. a feeling, a person, an expression. LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
mostly used when you are trying to say "mood" but it's much stronger than just a mood

"wow what a moof"
"OMG did you see her post? It's such a fucking moof!!"

by moofymoof April 21, 2018

Moof

A portmanteau of “mood” and “oof”, usually used when something a person has said is so relatable, you literally fucking die.

Person 1: I constantly crave love and affection
Person 2: MOOF

by zothehomo January 15, 2018

Menofire

When a woman experiences a hot flash, a common occurrence during menopause.

She: Honey is it hot in here?
He: No, you’re just on menofire again

by Nanriema January 22, 2018

Moof

When you are too lazy to type mega oof

Person 1: 'My mum just died'
Person 2: 'Moof'

by Danny Devito Is My God February 21, 2018

Moof

Combination of oof and mood

When someone embarrasses themself, but you relate.

"I spilled water all over myself."

"Moof."

by Peachwater04 May 23, 2018

moof

vaginal hair that is that of an overgrown, fluffy bush.

example: he/she licked her moof and tasted 3 month old period blood and vaginal discharge in it.

by Atteross May 25, 2018