Mayoist

Being racist against mayo.

Kenna- "I don't like Hellmanns Mayo it's too salty!"
Madison- "Stop being so Mayoist, Kenna"

by StopMayoism February 10, 2017

Mayokun

He is an extra-ordinary person, he's smart, funny, can be annoying, but also a good husband, even though he might not always be on your good side, he'll do his best to make sure he will be. He's very handsome even though I'm partially angry at him rn, I still love him

Happy Anniversary Mayokun

by Nkechi June 26, 2019

Dont be so Mayo

phrase

Campaign slogan using Miracle Whip to create a false sense of belonging, over mayonnaise. Emphasis on cool created by posing with Hipsters and drop out models. Anyone can rock out the mayo, and go unnoticed, but it takes a true douchebag to rock the 'Whip.

"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, boring, or bland.

In other words, DONT BE SO MAYO!"

by johnny mc awesome February 25, 2011

nut mayo

That smelly white stuff that's all stick and comes out when you rub your wanker.

I put some nut mayo on my balogna sandwich.

by Your name November 29, 2002

mayonaise dumptruck

Applying a thick and volumous load of mayonaise like consistancy cum on or around the chin of a sexual partner, whether male or female.

3 of the 10 men involved in the street bukkake were unable to leave a mayonaise dumptruck on the eager cum dumpster

by throbmelongtime July 20, 2009

Mayonaise bracelet

The cum on a girls hand after performing a handjob. similar to a (pearl necklace) after performing felatio

Wow that girl earned that mayonaise bracelet, now she can wear it with pride!

by Hyruki December 2, 2009

mayo legs

legs that spread easily, often referring to a whore of some kind

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that girl?
Dude 2: Yea.
Dude 1: Yea I heard she sleeps around.
Dude 2: Oh, so she has mayo legs?
Dude 1: Mayo Legs???
Dude 2: Yea, her legs spread easily.
Dude 1: Yea... maybe you have a chance then.

by Baconman12094 May 7, 2011