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Mattress baguette

that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut
You're as thick as a mattress baguette.
by maezvi March 1, 2025
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Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.
by H0nyoka December 8, 2024
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Mattress mermaid

1) A person (typically a female) that is content with laying with anyone on any bed with the intention of engaging in sexual acts; they are so content with doing the sex on any bed, because it's like their natural habitat.
That girl is a mattress mermaid, because she don't care whose bed she climbs into to get plowed.
by One1Upp July 17, 2024
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Mattress food

She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.
by Daproduca May 20, 2022
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Marine mattress

A chick who bangs marines 24/7
by Naughty kitty January 12, 2015
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mattress

A sleep rectangle that marketers made complicated.
“Alex’s laptop melted after loading his 59th mattress comparison tab”

“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”
by boringmattress December 18, 2024
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Mattress Firm

an American mattress store chain founded on July 4, 1986. The headquarters of the company is located in Houston, Texas.
On October 5, 2018, Mattress Firm filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company planned to break 700 lease contracts by closing 200 unprofitable stores as soon as possible and was considering closing the other 500 stores out of the more than 3,300 it operated at that time. In November 2018, Mattress Firm emerged from Chapter 11 bankruptcy
by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023
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