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Aka Bloodymore Murderland. A shitty drug and aids infested city with dope fiends nodding out at your nearest corner.
Yo, you ever see that show The Wire? It was filmed out of Baltimore Maryland. True shit son son!
by Definemybehind July 15, 2016
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Harford County, Maryland

History:
Harford County was formed in 1773 from the eastern part of Baltimore County. It contains Tudor Hall, birthplace of Abraham Lincoln's assassin, John Wilkes Booth. Harford County also hosted the signers of the Bush Declaration, a precursor document to the American Revolution.

The county was named for Henry Harford (ca. 1759-1834), illegitimate son of Frederick Calvert, 6th Baron Baltimore. Harford was the last Proprietary Governor of Maryland, but did not inherit his father's title because of his illegitimacy.

Havre de Grace, an incorporated city in Harford County, was once under consideration to be the capital of the United States rather than Washington, D.C.. It was favored for its strategic location at the top of the Chesapeake Bay; this location would facilitate trade while being secure in time of war. Today, the waterways around Havre de Grace have been silted, one of the primary environmental issues of Harford County.
Geography:
According to the U.S. Census Bureau, the county has a total area of 527 square miles (1,364 km²), of which, 440 square miles (1,140 km²) of it is land and 86 square miles (224 km²) of it (16.40%) is water.

The terrain rises in elevation and relief from south to north, with flat areas south of U.S. Route 40. The highest elevation, at 805 ft., is located near the Pennsylvania border in the county's northwestern corner. The lowest elevation is sea level along the Chesapeake Bay.
It pretty much sucks.
Obama is black?
Dude where have you been living?
Harford County, Maryland.
by Mr Appel March 4, 2009
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Maryland

the place you know you're at when the weather is nicer, drier, clearer, or snowier everywhere else.
1.Gee, it seems like that big blizzard is really hammering the East Coast!

Except it's just raining a little in Maryland.

1.Wow, the weather in the East is really nice for a midsummer day!

Except I hear it's still pretty hot and humid in Maryland.
by Ayo wassup December 20, 2008
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marlin

To respond with great exclamation and anger when on the receiving end of criticism (most often intentional baiting). The recipient acts in the same manner as a marlin jumping from the water when hooked by a fisherman.
Dude 1: I saw your girlfriend, she's an absolute scrag
Dude 2: Hey! Fuck you fuckhead! Don't be talking shit about my girl!
Dude 1: Ha Ha... Sucked in ya marlin!
by Rastus P July 5, 2006
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Maryland Fox

Part of the feline family. They are related to cats.
by FoxExpert June 19, 2019
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Andrew Marlin

When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!
A friend tried pulling an Andrew Marlin and won!!! He did tried it again and failed the second time!!
by greenpoweraid October 8, 2013
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Maryland

We are not South, We are not north. We are mid-atlantic. We dont have an odd accent but only the ones we are used to:
Baltimore: Balmore.
Snowcones: Snoballs.
Wooter: wAter.
You All: Chall.
Hoagie: Subs (hoagie sometimes)
Shore: beaches.
We have some riches, some poors, some middle.
If you know the right attitude, you will be fine in the city.
If you talk the right way, you will be fine in the suburbs.
Baltimore its not a terrifying.
People in MD do alot for themseleves.
We do know how to pump our own gas, thanks Jersey.
Nothing around here is weird.
Walking the streets of Layfette and Gay St, it is normal to have a blunt in your hand.
We know all about your traffic and we have patience.
Keeping it steady with the Natty Bo's, Crabs and having a good time.
We know all about the hard times in Maryland.
by GetAtMe May 18, 2006
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