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marshall

a fat person that has sex with turtles and eats midgets likes to touch peoples nipples regardless of their gender, and has a twin brother that is an asshole and less cool. Needs to smoke pot more often, and get laid. should be a carnie, and distributes child pornography.
Yeah he definatly has to be a marshall.
by lack of muscle September 14, 2010
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Air Marshal

The Air Marshal is an advanced sexual technique where you combine the Rear Admiral with The Flying Camel. The objective is to pilot the recipient of your penis around the room whilst flapping your arms and wailing like a banshee. Additionally, to initiate locomotion the Air Marshal must hop rather than step. The Air Marshall is an advanced technique because it requires both the technical requirements of the Rear Admiral with the sophistication and classiness of The Flying Camel.
Bro: Why's all your shit knocked over? And why's there a hole in the wall? And where's Lisa?
Me: Air Marshal, Air Marshal, and nursing a concussion.
Bro: Holy shit you Air Marshaled her?
Me: Of course I did! Now get me a Fanta.
Bro: Yes Sir!
by funk potato September 9, 2009
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Marshall High School

A public high school in Fairfax County which receives probably the least amount of FCPS funding in the AAA Liberty District. This high school is also one of the only ones that doesn't have a crew team, and the nastiest inside... aside from Langley. It has one of the best DECA chapters in Fairfax County, and all of Virginia basically. Sportswise, it's nothing special except the students there excel in Tennis, Swimming, Baseball, and ocasionally Golf. The Lacrosse and Football teams are just plain awful. The school is a mixture of middle, uppermiddle and lowerclass kids. The boundries are really random so there is a huge racial variety. Most of the graduates from Marshall end up going to JMU, Tech, UVA, or GMU.

overall its a school mostly focused on partying, getting into college, not obeying your parents, and getting away with it.
Marshall high school, meh it could be worse... we could be cokehead warhawks, heroin shooting' saxons, or even plain old boring highlanders!
by geeceeemm May 16, 2009
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marshalls

1. A poor excuse for a store 2. An unorganized clothing store with crap everywhere.
You can't even buy stuff from Marshalls online on their website because they're so unorganized.
by ari x anna October 5, 2008
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Marshall Law

When your Manager gives you the authority to do something at work that should be only be done at the management level. Typically done when management is short staffed or they just don't give a damn about company standards/policies in regards to employment.
Manager: I need you to do a couple of things I was supposed to do.
Employee: Don't I have to be a manager to do that?
Manager: It doesn't matter, I have declared Marshall Law.
by Aaronundead March 17, 2016
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We Are Marshalled

When a large group of people die
The Jones family got we are marshalled on their road trip
by G Wil June 23, 2008
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Marshall

A weak football schedule; a football schedule put together for the sole purpose of bragging about meaningless wins against really bad teams.
Damn, your football schedule is really Marshall this year. You don't play anybody.
by Mountaineer May 24, 2006
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