Mario 

A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.

Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?

Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.

Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.

Mario by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022

Mario 

Wannabe skateboarder who likes corn dogs and hot pockets who also thinks everything other than jack in the box and joji is mid

Mario is a silly corn dog

Mario by Mario's Cock November 16, 2022

Mario 

Chris Pratt

"Mario will be played by Chris Pratt

Mario by linkyboi December 13, 2022

mario 

likes to eat musty shrooms and steal bowsers girlfriends also is best friends with a talking paint can, a talking sticker, and a piece of origami also has a very musty stache that looks like a piece of dookie upon his gace

hey it's me Mario and I ate a pingas also my last name is Mario because I'm

an idiot

mario by prayden bennington221 February 3, 2023

Mario 

Fictional Video Game Character

Mario saved the princess from the evil bowser.

Mario by ( 0-0 ) No March 30, 2023

Mario 

A man that doesn’t know what he wants or how stupid he is. All he knows is to say bullshit things and not even know how moronic they sound.

He is Mario. I’m so done talking to him.

Mario by anonymous April 20, 2023

Mario 

some red plumber dude from a game i forgot the name of

its a me mario

Mario by Creepers cool May 10, 2023