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junk mail

Dude, I totally sent cindy some junk mail yesterday!
by Beiruts Finest April 20, 2011
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royal mail

Pre-Privatisation:
A public organisation whose purpose it is to collect mail and parcels and deliver them to the required addresses in the United Kingdom and Overseas. And they do their job well.

Post-Privatisation:
A Private group of scammers whose purpose it is to charge you through the nose for a service they have no intention of providing, then spend the rest of the day employing illegal immagrants to sort through all the mail to see what is worth keeping or selling.
If you ever need to get rid of a body, pack it up and send it to yourself special delivery, and you can be guaranteed you will never see it again.
by Fucked_off_Gopher May 15, 2005
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mariline

Mariline is usually spelled 'Marilyn' but there are Marilines in the world. They are smart, cool, funny, weird enough to be in a mental hospital, and sensitive. They can also be used as a adjective, or noun!
Adj: You are soo Mariline. Let's chill later
Noun: Hi, you must be Mariline
by The Dictionary Ruler. July 18, 2014
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Maila

A gorgeous girl, half caucasian, half vietnamese; Sweet as sugar, with beautiful brown hair and precious brown eyes. Her lips are soft and sweet while her cheeks have adorable freckles. She is perfect in every way.
Maila is my girlfriend and I love her very very much.
by Captain Kongo March 12, 2019
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Mailbow

Sharp elbows. Derived from the ex-professional basketball player Karl "The Mailman" Malone, who's infamously sharp elbows injured many other players in his time as a member of the Utah Jazz, Los Angeles Lakers and his alma mater, Louisiana Tech.
Did you see that? David Robinson just got knocked the fuck out by a Mailbow!
by J. Fenn February 27, 2008
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marilyn monroe

1.) the most beautiful woman of the 20th century
2.) actress, model, singer
3.) was famous for her beauty, glamour, and was treated like a joke on her acting.
4.) rough childhood, miscarriages, failed marriages and never knew her father
5.) a legend that will remain a symbol for beauty for many ages to come.
6.) was murdered in the form of drugs by either JFK or the mafia because she wanted to become first lady.
7.) lived for only 36 short years
8.) no one will ever come close to marilyn.
Anna Nicole: Look at me! im marilyn monroe!
Paris Hilton: NO BITCH I AM!!!

Madonna: I dont think so im "hung up" on marilyn monroe
Brittany Spears: I shaved my head!!
by NikkiSixxChick94 June 23, 2010
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Maili

Is really weird, but we can put up with her. Shes really good at making spaghetti, is sometimes funny and has a wonderful sense of humor. Rate 10/10 would be best friends!
Maili, what wonderful spaghetti!
by Red339 December 20, 2016
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