Mad mailman

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Moxie and Jagermeister.

Me: So all the galsses were dirty, except the pint glasses, so I made a huge mad mailman for myself, then like six or seven more.

You: How's that turn out?

Me: Not etirely sure, but I woke up this morning in the midst a fistfight with my mailbox.

by The Mad Mailman February 21, 2011

massachusetts mailbag

The mailbag in which a multitude of males have ejaculated in, which has the sole purpose of hitting a female across the face with said bag.

I was hanging out at the post office but had to leave after getting hit with a Massachusetts mailbag

by I am a mailman I know March 1, 2017

Mileage Whore

A person, typically in consulting, who will go out of their way and often inconvenience others to fly the same airline and gain the most miles while flying from Point A to Point B.

"Neil is such a mileage whore, we routed through Denver with a 3 hour layover to go from Chicago to New York just so he could get to Premier Executive status. But I have to admit...those cheese sticks and crackers in the Red Carpet Club made me want to be a whore."

by Ludicrasity October 18, 2008

dirty maleah

When she slutty as hell and never cums on time.

That bitch a Dirty Maleah

by Bitch3000 June 12, 2020

Old Fart Mailer

When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.

(email to Old Fart Mailer) -

Hello Mr O Fart,

Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.

Thank you

Lauren

(email from Old Fart Mailer) -

Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.

Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,

Mr Reginald O Fart

by That'll be the phone Reg December 6, 2006

maggot mailer

Those who correspond with death row inmates. The maggot mailer is usually female.

Noora was Sean O'Brien's maggot mailer until he was executed by the State of Texas.

by Robertt November 20, 2006

Mailee

A legendary figure in the World of Warcraft. It's rumoured he is the best warrior the game has ever known, and possibly the best player that will ever play the game. He has reached rank 14, and also has a very large penis to impress the ladies.

Oh shit, it's Mailee, I heard he has a large penis and a rank 14 sword. I suggest we all run.

by Mailee April 30, 2006