Tall Maggot

Someone who continuously forces marbles into their anus for 12 days straight, to gain wizard-like powers. Which fails, then to check if it works, they crank a horses' handbrake, and slap a kipper on the barbie.

Child: Go to bed
Father: Fuck you I'm a tall maggot.

Confused? Yes, so are we.

by sexysexymen March 13, 2011

maggot mailer

Those who correspond with death row inmates. The maggot mailer is usually female.

Noora was Sean O'Brien's maggot mailer until he was executed by the State of Texas.

by Robertt November 20, 2006

ass maggot

one clinging to life as a parasite of the ass, allowing for the survival of devolved ass-latched peoples.

Catholic Priests, and the red headed step children they rape.

by foshizzle December 3, 2003

maggot

Extreme state of intoxication resulting from excessive intake of drugs

Lets grab a tinnie and get maggot

by Timmah May 6, 2003

Having a row with the maggot

When your bird is trying to suck you off and you've a flacid one and she's just having a bloody blair.

Bloody hell lad, the missus weren't 'arf having a row with the maggot last night. BLIMEY!

by Grimmy Bumdirt February 28, 2011

maggot

The aforemented label someone gives themself if they somehow like the band Slipknot, one of the shittiest bands in existence. Maggots mostly consist of 12 year olds who don't know jack shit about real music and just listen to Slipknot in a pathetic attempt to seem cool. If you enrage a maggot by telling them Slipknot sucks, their typical response would be to "go and kill yourself", as if anybody cares what a maggot thinks in the first place.

A Typical Music Lover: Slipknot f-ing blows.

A dumbass Slipknot Maggot: YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON YOU SHOULD GO AND KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE SLIPKNOT KICKS ASS AND THEY WILL SHIT ON YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM!!!!!

Music Lover: Well Slipknot can yell at me all they want to if I don't like them, but I won't be listening.

by Somebody who actually likes good music August 3, 2006

maggot

rhymes with faggot. due to all slipknot fans are faggots.

also a little worm lookin' thing.

go ahead, and IM you little faggots.

AIM - florida is tuff

guy 1: "that kid's a maggot!"
guy 2: "did you say faggot?"
guy 1: "no. maggot."
guy 2: "oh. they're the same thing."
guy 2: "indeed. let's go shit in his locker, for listening to such a shitty band."

by TONY January 16, 2005