Mr Maynard

Great Fella, Honestly just a fantastic fella, what a fella, he likes to eat fellas, your mum is a fella.

Mr Maynard's Famous Quote: Hey Fellas, today were doing mentals mastery

by Mr Maynard's Son May 1, 2019

sandy-maynard

when a wet bottom attracts sand to it and becomes irritable for the victom's anal shpinctor, and sand gets trapped in the colon.

oh man, I got a serious sandy-maynard last week when I went to the beach!

by Mylo Howard June 6, 2007

Maynard

A person who doesn't understand something that should be blatantly obvious.

Person 1: "I don't get it."
Person 2: "Suck my fork, Maynard."

by Shpoon May 3, 2009

mayne

How latino gangsters (a.k.a beaners) say man

yo how's it goin' mayne

by dong breath April 26, 2006

Mayne

A word that has been exclamed after every phrase that Michael, Drew and Chad say. This word is the equivalent of the word "Man," in a deeper more formal tense.

1. "Chad just tripped in the hallway mayne!"
2. "Safety mayne!"
3. "I'm from Virginia mayne!"
4. "You might be a redneck if your nipple has ever been bitten off by a beaver mayne!"
5. "MMMMMAAAAYYYYYYNNNNNNEEEEE!"
6. "I'm a cowboy mayne!"
7. "Jacob's eatin' cheetos mayne!"
8. "Listen to me mayne!"
9. "Skiddlyboop mayne!"
10. "Where'd my dOritos go mayne!"
11. "Mrghhghghhghghrhghh mayne!"
12. "Forizzle mayne!"
13. "Yo Mr. Johnson mayne!"
14. "C to the Ody playin some game mayne!"
15. "That's so funny.......Mayne!"

by Mike May 17, 2004

I kills dudes for funs mayne

i hurt people like nothin

ayo get that fool son..

man it aint nothin i kills dudes for funs mayne

by RESTLESS December 13, 2003

Maynard James Keenan

Picture a burnt Kermit the Frog. Now picture that thing yelling nonsense in front of a band that quit trying in 1995. That's it.

An example of the above definition of Maynard James Keenan is pretty much everything from mid-way through the album "Undertow" until the present. Also, he is friends with Tori Amos, so that should be enough, right?

by simpson74 August 6, 2010