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by riley sucks indians August 02, 2018

make my dick cry

Cause or contribute to a male ejaculation.

Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.

by Big Steve September 04, 2003

suck my dick backwards

sucking someone's area because they said something petty

you and your boyfriend can suck my dick backwards.

by braceface16 March 27, 2017

Makes my dick twingle

Used to describe something that makes your penis twitch/tingle. Nearly entirely sarcastic, it can be used to describe anything. Anything.

Did you hear the new Ke$ha song? It for sure makes my dick twingle.

Hey is your girlfriend deaf?
-Yeah dude, hearing loss makes my dick twingle.

Hey did you like that short film I sent you?
-Nah it was boring.
Oh... I wrote the script.
-Oh damn, well there were definitely parts that made my dick twingle.

by smit1442 March 24, 2011

"Are you sucking my dick?"

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.

*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"

by Mike Thompson February 01, 2006

no sweat off my dick

-used to describe activities unrelated to strenuous dick motion.

dude 1: "yo thanks for them world notes brah"

dude 2: "no sweat off my dick brosiph"

by d-wall March 05, 2009

eat my dick! ❤️

the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)

Person 1: I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️

by efries75 October 18, 2022