muertitos patos

killer ducks

Look at all those muertitos patos..!

by Muertitos Patos February 11, 2017

müber

Millennial version of the "mom taxi" or "soccer mom," who is always shuttling kids somewhere.

I drive my kids around so much, they call me Müber instead of Mom now.

by Jenom April 19, 2017

Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them

Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!

by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018

Misery Boner

The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude

John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.

by WCAVSTECH May 4, 2019

Maserati Sex

When I fine gentleman tells his comrades that he must depart for the evening in order to escort his mistress to her uber. However, his true intent is to sneak away to have sex in his white Maserati conveniently parked in the driveway.

Todd: Hey guys, I'm out. Gotta walk my girl home
Stonington: lol. Stop frontin. We know you 'bout to have that Maserati sex!

by StoningtonCC October 6, 2019

Miserly

When you ask for a cracker and they give you half. Like the Glossier free samples: something that makes you feel sorry you asked.

What a miserly little piece of nothing. If they don't want to give any, don't offer any.

by Psedogenius October 28, 2020

Miserablism

A mental disorder or belief system rooted in societal blame or bigotry for one’s own short comings or failures. “Miserablism” uses demoralization, shame, guilt and legal persuasion in order to force others to accept, adapt, glorify and celebrate the created misery or failed reality of the miserablist.

Suffering from miserablism, Alex often cried foul and blamed others when he got a bad grade, didn’t get picked for the team or couldn’t land a part time job. Although Alex never studied, never worked out and couldn’t pass a drug test he blamed the teachers, the coaches and employers of being bigots and had them all fired.

by Jeronathan Medeux March 4, 2021