closet musician

Closet musicians are people who typically play with their instrument(s) of choice by themselves in their room. Don't usually like to perform in front of people and can vary in level of skill.

Nah, I'm somewhat of a closet musician.

by taphi1234 July 24, 2011

dust mustache

When an old man gives you a facial.

Knies gave her a dust mustache, eww he's old.

by SuckItYork August 26, 2016

Taint Musk

The ripe, musky scent of a hot and sweaty or unbathed male taint.

Sheila is coming over tonight and going to slob my knob. I haven't showered for five days so her chin is going to wallow in my taint musk.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

Scam music

Sub-genre in rap
Subject primarily pertaining to

Fraud, Scams, Cryptocurrency (e.g. Bitcoin) and Tor Browser.
Genre popularized by artist Teejayx6

Damn Teejayx6 keep making that scam music, you heard "Dark web" yet?
"The government tried to ban me from the dark web

I downloaded Tor Browser then got back in
Went and got a VPN , just bought another BIN"
That shit went HARD bro

by Elfresh August 16, 2019

cost of the muse

Poets are more likely to die young that any other type of writer. From Kaufman (2003). Received a lot of publicity in media in April, May, 2004. Also associated with the Sylvia Plath Effect.

Among the reasons for the cost of the muse is the fact that poets peak earlier.

by pandora June 14, 2004

Witch House Music

Dark and moody, atmospheric electronic music, that grew as offshoots of the earlier experimental days of the darkwave and industrial scenes. The style is epitomized by acts like The Synthetic Dream Foundation, White Ring, Balam Acab, Ritualz

White Ring and The Synthetic Dream Foundation make killer Witch house music

by witch house music doctor August 6, 2013

Cream of Mushroom

A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.

Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015