penis munch

a person who loves to munch the male penis

The young man was a humungous penis muncher

by mike cruz October 10, 2003

Munch Kim

A person of small stature usually has very round features -for example at the head, body, or legs. Other characteristics include neck folds, short fingers, and small feet.

Sharon is such a Munch Kim she's only 5 foot tall!

You're such a Munch Kim you can't even reach the tabletop

Only a Munch Kim would be shorter than their younger sister

by ilmk November 19, 2009

female munch

a woman who gives nothing but blows and expects fuck all in return

aye she’s a female munch fr

by shssueiejenebe January 27, 2023

Road Munching

Performing oral sex on a women while she is driving; sometimes done for the purpose of seeing if the female driver can focus enough not to crash

Road Munching almost caused K.Lilly to crash her truck on I-75.

by Road Muncher July 30, 2009

jungle munch

A Jungle Munch is when you're giving cunnilingus to a girl with a particularly large patch of pubic hair.

"Bro you have something in your teeth"
"Yeah, just finished the old Jungle Munch"

by Gggg999hhh September 10, 2017

Arse Munch

One who irritates others for their own amusement. This is usually met with hostility.

Also, a term of endearment between friends.

"What an utter arse munch!"

or
"Awright arse munch? How's it going?"

by 4Tone-E May 28, 2015

Munchy Munch

A nondescript meaningless word used in an attempt to insault someone.

People who have a trident tattooed on there arms are so munchy munch

Anyone who disagress with me is a munch.

by Saucie Slinger October 20, 2018