mufflebuffin 

The confusion of a less than intelligent female. Possibly often related to hair colour and naivity

Hey dude, did you see that girl? She was totally mufflebuffin.

Oi, watch me mufflebuff that hot girl over there.

She was totally mufflebuffed

She was a total mufflebuff (noun)

mufflebuffin by Amazing Mike March 16, 2008

mufflebob 

When a man sits in the corner and cries with his head in a pillow while a woman he was planning on sleeping with fucks someone else.

I heard the cries of a mufflebob in the hotel room next to me.

mufflebob by Melissa Joan Heart December 19, 2016

Muffleplop 

When you slip out the room to have a secret poo

One Muffleplop a day keeps the doctors away

Muffleplop by Muffleplopper December 26, 2022

muffleduff

When a female lands on her vagina hard thus "duffing" it up

Dude did you see that girl do a mis-vault?, it was a right muffleduff

muffleduff by Liam Mason February 4, 2008

Muffle Duck 

A Scapegoat for a female vaginal fart.

Guy: Nom nom nom

Girl: (fart noise)

Guy: That wasn't what I think it was, was it?

Girl: Dang ducks!

Muffle Duck

Muffle Duck by Kerfunk February 17, 2010

Muffle Puff 

When a girl with a hairy vagina sits on her mans face to shut him up and then farts.

My wife gave my a muffle puff last night because I wouldn’t shut up about Brady leaving the Pats

Muffle Puff by ZER0D4RK June 19, 2020

Cock Muffled

The sound of someone's voice when attempting to speak with a cock in their mouth. Also the act of muffling through the placement of a cock in a mouth

Example 1:
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"

Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"

Cock Muffled by Dan & Thom July 31, 2008